December 2nd, 2001

Photo - leaves

you'd think sunday shopping would be easy...

but no...

i always get stuck behind at least one of the following types of shoppers:

1) kamikaze grannies with enormous shopping trolleys

2) small children who can't walk in a straight line, or worse...

3) grown adults who similarly can't walk in a straight line

4) people who manage to attain an average speed of about 1 mile per decade...

5) those really annoying people who decide to have a conversation in the middle of aisles/in shop doors/right where you're walking.

6) god forbid, a bizarre combination of all the above...

ugh.