nce upon a time there has a young AUTHOR named TOM. He was STUPIDLY SLEEPING in the FRUITY forest when he met HILARIOUS HARRY, a run-away DENTIST from the SAD Queen LISA.
TOM could see that HILARIOUS HARRY was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his BOUNCY MEAT. HILARIOUS HARRY was thankful for TOM's MEAT, so he told TOM a very SILLY story about Queen LISA's daughter TINA. How her mother, the SAD Queen LISA, kept her locked away in a HOTEL protected by a gigantic CAT, because TINA was so TIRED.
TOM HELD. He vowed to HILARIOUS HARRY the DENTIST that he would save the TIRED TINA. He would GRAB the CAT, and take TINA far away from her eveil mother, the SAD Queen LISA, and POKE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREAT WIND and HILARIOUS HARRY the DENTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT from his story. SAD Queen LISA DRANK out from behind a BOOK and struck TOM dead. In the far off HOTEL you could hear a GRR.