1) free plug, for eve's coursework: click here and give her feedback, if you would. besides which, i hosted it and fixed it and helped upload, so i might as well plug it, too ;)
2) aforementioned hideously complicated html thingy. quite possibly the bizarrest thing you'll see in a while - but some pointers first: it won't work in netscape (which serves you right for using it :P) and you need to be 1024x768 resolution to get the full effect (my computer is being an arse at the moment and won't actually let me get the full effect...) but anyway. it's also not finished... but weird, huh?