The longest has been this one - currently standing at *works it out* 1 year, 19 months and 29 days, give or take a day or so.
-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?:
Two. Technically, anyway.
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person?
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I think that entirely depends on the situation, to be honest. I know I would've gone even more crazy a lot quicker were it not for Paul, but sometimes it's nice to have a bit of space... :)
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Not as far as I know.
-What is your favourite thing about the opposite sex?
They are predictable.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Again, not intentionally.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?:
I hope not. :(
-Talk to any of your exes?:
Yes, both of them, though one more than the other.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm horrible.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?:
I've dated people when I haven't been good for myself, but I don't think that counts.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?:
-Have you ever dated someone older than you?:
Yes, though only 2 years or so.
Only a couple of months...
-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
I'm of the 'three strikes and out' school of thought, though that depends entirely on what the situation is.
-Believe in love at first sight?
I'm not sure...
-Ever dated two people at the same time?:
-Do you want to get married?
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
"Congratulations" to one, and ditto to the other, along with "Thanks for the firmware tip" :P
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Don't think so, no. Oh, wait, once, but I was naive and impressionable at the time.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
My answers would be wittier for more in-depth, but I'm exhausted.
I managed half a length with breast stroke today (front crawl is my stroke of choice) and my legs didn't cramp up, and nor did my feet. Definitely progress...