T'eyla Minh (teylaminh) wrote,
T'eyla Minh

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Why I Love Being An Audio-Typist

Another occasional series, perhaps?

Two random pieces of hilarity today whilst typing...

1) Legal Assistant dictates file front sheet, containing children's names and details of the parents and representatives. Second child's middle name is 'Usher' - naturally, named after the rapper. Legal Assistant pauses after the name, states "Oh my God!" and then carries on.

2) A side note on the typing instruction sheet from our slightly odd locum Solicitor (for a 2-tape dictation): "Red tape first. A War and Peace Epic - it even involves Russians." (Some of the family are Ukrainian...)

The second one nearly made me giggle out loud. A shame I'm off tomorrow - I'd love to see Noor's reaction to that one...

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