-- Physical appearance --
1. What do you most like about your body? my hands... or eyes.
2. And least? legs.
3. How many fillings do you have? two. forget where, though.
4. Do you think you're good looking? for some reason, when i'm deathly ill, or post-crying, yes. otherwise, no.
5. Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking? nope.
6. Do you look like any celebrities? they say i look like kira. they lie.
-- Fashion --
1. Do you wear a watch? yup. left wrist.
2. How many coats and jackets do you own? farrrrr too many. let's see... long 'leather' coat (okay, plastic, but i'm a cheap bint), brown actual leather coat (which i never wear), leather-look biker style jacket, leather-look fitted jacket, crocodile-look leather jacket, black smart coat, big ol' fuzzy sheepdog long coat (or werewolf/sheep/shag-pile carpet...), black/white tiger effect knee length coat (which cost a tenner), khaki ewok jumper thing (ewokdeath!), black 'bad kitty' fleece, green DofE fleece, random novelty south park fleece... and many more besides. can i stop now? you want me to name shoes, too?
3. Favorite pants/skirt color? black
4. Most expensive item of clothing? hmmm... dunno. possibly either of my designer tops that cost about £30.00 each, or... my infamous electric blue skirtsuit... you know what, most of my frelling shoes cost more than my clothes...
5. What kind of shoes do you wear? trainers. boots. heels if i can be bothered. platforms if they are.
6. Describe your style in one word. amalgamated.
-- Your Friends --
1. Do your friends 'know' you? through the wonder of livejournal, probably yes. i always find it very odd that my online friends usually know more about me than my offline friends.
2. What do they tend to be like? freaks, geeks and fanboys. fellow outcasts. or thoroughly nice people who are probably far too nice to know me... but they would be the ones i met before anti-socialism hit...
3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked? apparently, my personality. i can't for the life of me think why.
4. How many people do you tell everything to? katie (doec), traci (mini-me/cap'n deja), eve, offline people if i get drunkk enough...
5. How many people tell you everything? katie, traci, eve, ditto...
-- Love --
1. Are you in a relationship right now? no.
2. Rate it on a scale from 1-10: rating of the non-relationship-ness? 1. it sucks.
3. How 'far' have you been? still completely unsullied.
4. What song reminds you of your special someone? i shall cheat. "on my own" :P
5. Have you ever loved a person so much that it hurt? yup.
6. How many people do you say 'i love you' to on a daily basis? nobody.
7. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? nope.
8. If not, would you ever if given the chance with the guy/girl of your dreams? i have no idea, really...
-- Music/TV/Film/Books --
1. Favorite artist/band ever? catatonia. musicals. i shall cheat here, too.
2. Most listened to artist/bands: catatonia/dido/musicals.
3. Do you find any musicians good-looking? um...? can't think off the top of my head. robbie williams?
4. Can you play an instrument? piano, recorder, voice...
5. Type of music most listened to? catatonia. showtunes. random classical things.
6. Type never listened to? dance, rap, pop, club stuff.
7. Favorite book? "the phantom of the opera", gaston leroux; "phantom", susan kay; "the howen", roger stevens; "beauty", susan wilson; "the melancholy death of oyster boy", tim burton (don't ask...); "how the grinch stole christmas", dr. seuss; "old possum's book of practical cats", t.s.eliot; many others...
-- Underwear --
1. Ladies, do you like to wear thongs? nope.
2. If so why? (there should be an "if not, why?" question. and my answer would be - wedgies are annoying as frell...)
3. Boxers or Briefs? who me? that'd be telling ;)
4. What is the nicest colour for underwear? black/red/white/ patterned...
5. Do you find it uncomfortable without a bra? god, yes...
6. Do you make it a habit of showing people your underwear? um... no. unless it's rocky horror, in which case, it's obligatory.
-- Religion --
1. Do you detest religion? no. i can see the value of it, but it's not a part of my life.
2. How do you think this universe was formed? the good ol' big bang.
3. If you currently follow a religion, do you think people who belong to another religion are ignorant? nope.
4. If you were in a hostage situation, and you were given a choice, to either praise the demon they follow or die, what would you choose? praise the demon, and think about it later.
-- Homosexuality --
1. What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands? no opinion. or "aw".
2. Do you detest homosexuality? i would have considerably less friends if i did...
3. Do you agree or disagree with gay or lesbian couples bringing up children? i agree with it.
-- General Questions --
1. Whom do you believe is the smartest person alive at the moment? all my lovely friends ;)
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? rainy. downpour-y, really.
3. Do you consider yourself lucky? heck, no.
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide? not really. i can empathise.
all done. i'm back. i never really left, my mother has been hogging the computer and the internet. now she's working, and i'm here, and i have a beta to do before my latest 'client' yells at me ;)
and vodka goooood :)